Importing and Witty T-Shirts

Another spontaneous conversation. I'm not sure where it came from, but it is here and will therefore be presented. Read from bottom to top as this was also off of Facebook (I need some real life conversations). Excuse the language (I say that and some of you definitely will not excuse it).

Mark Loewen wroteat 11:29pm on October 7th, 2007
you have the movie mr and mrs smith right next to you right now don't you. So you go from elisha to angelina. I see how you roll.

Adam Green (no network) wroteat 6:48pm on October 7th, 2007
and the way we could sell them is that you buy the shirts right off the hot chicks! BONUS! It would be witty and sexy, not unlike the two of us. Or the movie Mr. And Mrs. Smith, according to Ebert and Siskel.

Mark Loewen wroteat 6:46pm on October 7th, 2007
dude we should make a conglomerate. i'll start importing hot chicks. you can put the clothes on their backs.

Adam Green (no network) wroteat 6:45pm on October 7th, 2007
ha ha, yay. I am going to go into buisness making witty tee shirts, so i need to develop a fan base

Mark Loewen wroteat 6:43pm on October 7th, 2007
That's incredible and i will.

Adam Green (no network) wroteat 6:41pm on October 7th, 2007
lol, i made it up. You can put it on your favourite quotes and cite me though. I don't mind.

Mark Loewen wroteat 6:40pm on October 7th, 2007
I don't even need to know where you got that thing about how Christopher Walken got famous. ("I had this brainwave. Everynight when you get home, look in the mirror and practice impersonating Christopher Walken. It is guaranteed to get you famous. Shit man, it worked for him." Adam Green) All I need to know is that it's awesome. And I know that, so I'm good.

Adam Green (no network) wroteat 9:24pm on October 5th, 2007
god damn. If you can't import, don't deprive us of the only good thing that a democracy and capitalistic society bring. Really hot women who like to be hot women. I am crying right now. You can;t see it, but my keyboard is soaked.

Mark Loewen wroteat 9:11pm on October 5th, 2007
yeah, actually i did export her to the states. i didn't want to, but she said that she wanted fame and fortune. i told her about you and she sends her regrets. i've thought about imports, but all i could get was fat asians.

Adam Green (no network) wroteat 9:08pm on October 5th, 2007
Dude, wtf. We don't have enough. You grew up in sundre. You know how rare thos fine creatures are. We had like what 5-11 depending on the day. Think of the ratio. You need to IMPORT. and you bastard. I am watching Elsiha Cuthbert in the Girl Next Door strip and you had to post on my facebook and remind me of the nefarious evil you are commiting by depriving me of the chance some pornstar will move next door. Bastard. Ironically, Cuthbert was born in Calgary. It is thanks to people like you that she is on the big screen and not still in Calgary. You bastard.

Mark Loewen wroteat 9:05pm on October 5th, 2007
well, i'm not supposed to tell people, but i'm secretly smuggling hot woman out of the country. i like to think of myself as an entrepreneur.

Adam Green (no network) wroteat 8:58pm on October 5th, 2007
Dude, thats awsome. Wait, you have hundreds of hot office chicks in your home? What kind of buisness are you running exactly?

Mark Loewen wroteat 8:55pm on October 5th, 2007
Dude, it's the office in my house and it's not like I work out of it, but yes, I have met hundreds of hot office girls who love to play video games but can't beat me. Yes, that is what happens all the time.

Adam Green (no network) wroteat 8:47pm on October 5th, 2007
Ha, you have an office? Sweet. Have you met any hot office christian girls who love halo 3 and gears of war, but not enough to beat you and make you feel weak?

Mark Loewen wroteat 8:38pm on October 5th, 2007
That's a good idea. Yeah, I'm in Calgary. And I thought there was more to do in Calgary. But it's Friday night and i'm sitting in my office talking to some random guy on facebook.

Adam Green (no network) wroteat 8:35pm on October 5th, 2007
Go to hooters and quote lines from Quagmire. Where a spycam when you do it. And then post the video on youtube. Are you in Calgary now?

Mark Loewen wroteat 8:33pm on October 5th, 2007
My dad says that? Anyway, I am bored. i just moved and I have applied for a job and am waiting for them to get back to me. I want stuff to do.

Adam Green (no network) wroteat 8:30pm on October 5th, 2007
Don't worry Mark. Most people think of someone cool who could kick their ass and has mastery over things no one else knows about when they see me. It is something about my eyes i think.I get it all the time. It is hard not to let stuff like that get to your head, but I do a darn good job. ANyway, how is life? As your dad would say...Working hard or hardly working?

Mark Loewen wroteat 7:35pm on October 5th, 2007
Adam, I was just going through my friends, as loners such as I do, and I saw your picture. And you know what I thought of...Darth Sidious. Does that make me a nerd. But I don't even like Star Wars that much. Hmmm. I will ponder.