Another spontaneous conversation. I'm not sure where it came from, but it is here and will therefore be presented. Read from bottom to top as this was also off of Facebook (I need some real life conversations). Excuse the language (I say that and some of you definitely will not excuse it).
Mark Loewen wroteat 11:29pm on October 7th, 2007
you have the movie mr and mrs smith right next to you right now don't you. So you go from elisha to angelina. I see how you roll.
Adam Green (no network) wroteat 6:48pm on October 7th, 2007
and the way we could sell them is that you buy the shirts right off the hot chicks! BONUS! It would be witty and sexy, not unlike the two of us. Or the movie Mr. And Mrs. Smith, according to Ebert and Siskel.
Mark Loewen wroteat 6:46pm on October 7th, 2007
dude we should make a conglomerate. i'll start importing hot chicks. you can put the clothes on their backs.
Adam Green (no network) wroteat 6:45pm on October 7th, 2007
ha ha, yay. I am going to go into buisness making witty tee shirts, so i need to develop a fan base
Mark Loewen wroteat 6:43pm on October 7th, 2007
That's incredible and i will.
Adam Green (no network) wroteat 6:41pm on October 7th, 2007
lol, i made it up. You can put it on your favourite quotes and cite me though. I don't mind.
Mark Loewen wroteat 6:40pm on October 7th, 2007
I don't even need to know where you got that thing about how Christopher Walken got famous. ("I had this brainwave. Everynight when you get home, look in the mirror and practice impersonating Christopher Walken. It is guaranteed to get you famous. Shit man, it worked for him." Adam Green) All I need to know is that it's awesome. And I know that, so I'm good.
Adam Green (no network) wroteat 9:24pm on October 5th, 2007
god damn. If you can't import, don't deprive us of the only good thing that a democracy and capitalistic society bring. Really hot women who like to be hot women. I am crying right now. You can;t see it, but my keyboard is soaked.
Mark Loewen wroteat 9:11pm on October 5th, 2007
yeah, actually i did export her to the states. i didn't want to, but she said that she wanted fame and fortune. i told her about you and she sends her regrets. i've thought about imports, but all i could get was fat asians.
Adam Green (no network) wroteat 9:08pm on October 5th, 2007
Dude, wtf. We don't have enough. You grew up in sundre. You know how rare thos fine creatures are. We had like what 5-11 depending on the day. Think of the ratio. You need to IMPORT. and you bastard. I am watching Elsiha Cuthbert in the Girl Next Door strip and you had to post on my facebook and remind me of the nefarious evil you are commiting by depriving me of the chance some pornstar will move next door. Bastard. Ironically, Cuthbert was born in Calgary. It is thanks to people like you that she is on the big screen and not still in Calgary. You bastard.
Mark Loewen wroteat 9:05pm on October 5th, 2007
well, i'm not supposed to tell people, but i'm secretly smuggling hot woman out of the country. i like to think of myself as an entrepreneur.
Adam Green (no network) wroteat 8:58pm on October 5th, 2007
Dude, thats awsome. Wait, you have hundreds of hot office chicks in your home? What kind of buisness are you running exactly?
Mark Loewen wroteat 8:55pm on October 5th, 2007
Dude, it's the office in my house and it's not like I work out of it, but yes, I have met hundreds of hot office girls who love to play video games but can't beat me. Yes, that is what happens all the time.
Adam Green (no network) wroteat 8:47pm on October 5th, 2007
Ha, you have an office? Sweet. Have you met any hot office christian girls who love halo 3 and gears of war, but not enough to beat you and make you feel weak?
Mark Loewen wroteat 8:38pm on October 5th, 2007
That's a good idea. Yeah, I'm in Calgary. And I thought there was more to do in Calgary. But it's Friday night and i'm sitting in my office talking to some random guy on facebook.
Adam Green (no network) wroteat 8:35pm on October 5th, 2007
Go to hooters and quote lines from Quagmire. Where a spycam when you do it. And then post the video on youtube. Are you in Calgary now?
Mark Loewen wroteat 8:33pm on October 5th, 2007
My dad says that? Anyway, I am bored. i just moved and I have applied for a job and am waiting for them to get back to me. I want stuff to do.
Adam Green (no network) wroteat 8:30pm on October 5th, 2007
Don't worry Mark. Most people think of someone cool who could kick their ass and has mastery over things no one else knows about when they see me. It is something about my eyes i think.I get it all the time. It is hard not to let stuff like that get to your head, but I do a darn good job. ANyway, how is life? As your dad would say...Working hard or hardly working?
Mark Loewen wroteat 7:35pm on October 5th, 2007
Adam, I was just going through my friends, as loners such as I do, and I saw your picture. And you know what I thought of...Darth Sidious. Does that make me a nerd. But I don't even like Star Wars that much. Hmmm. I will ponder.
Monday, October 15, 2007
My Illegitimate Mexican Love Child
Many of the best (and most random) conversations spawn from a little known place called Facebook. In such an environment, you can say the stupidest stuff without fear of the strange looks and awkwards silences. Here's a good example.
Jan Welk
Today at 9:08pm
hows my illegitimate mexican love child doing?
Mark Loewen
Today at 9:10pm
me no speaky no english, el spanol. you really should pay ur child support. i cannot go to any mexican school because mama says that she has to buy alcohol and it's either buy food and clothes for me or alcohol for her. but i don't blame her. when i was three years old she gave me alcohol and i like it. why aren't you around anymore, daddy?
Jan Welk
Today at 9:11pm
I'll talk to the child care people and i'll re-adopt u. But after that figure skating incident, Jimmy, I'm not sure either of us is ready.
Mark Loewen
Today at 9:16pm
I know what you mean, papa, you nearly cut my head off with your ice skate. firstly i was surprised when you made me a homemade rink in the hot desert of mexico, but i was even more surprised when i found out all the water was actually just your tears, shed for me and frozen for all children who love mexico and burritos. i cried that day. mama drank that day.
Jan Welk
Today at 9:21pm
Please tell me you just made that up. That story alone made me cry and wish all my mexican love children came back to me. The head almost being cut off was an impulsive moment. Do remember that you missed that "triple axle blowing water out your butt with a straw wearing a sombrero" Trick. But its amazing that reconstructive surgery can reattach a head, fix the airpipe and give u two burritos for free, but are unable to take out that straw?
Mark Loewen
Today at 9:25pm
actually, i wasn't amazed that they could reattach my small mexican head, but the two burritos was a bit of a shocker. that was a brilliant trick. and no i did not make that up. you were there. that actually happened. papa, you're breaking my heart. i want you to come home. we upgraded from a hole in the ground to a trailer. i know it's not much of an upgrade and mama says the hole kept the snakes out better, but i think it's nice to have three walls and half of a roof. papa, will you sing to me. just like you used to when we would sit up high on the telephone poles and watch beautiful mexico city as the hookers and druggies crawled out to enjoy the night. i remember one particular hooker that you said would be my first. you left before i could meet her. chara was her name. daddy come home and take me to see chara.
Mark Loewen
Today at 9:27pm
the straw remains as a sad reminder...
Jan Welk
Today at 9:31pm
You see her every day. U asked me that exact question only a couple years ago (mexican time) and that is your new mama. Son, I've never seen anybody so happy. I made me cry, and not just because of the insane amount of money she gets every day. But don't worry about her drinking habits. I'll make you her head pimp, and you now what else. I'm buying you the best car mexico has ever seen. A friend recommende me it. It's called a honda civic, and a real chick-picker-upper(?)
Mark Loewen
Today at 9:34pm
i've got one, ok but now i'm switching out of mexico mode tho i am thinking about printing that conversation off and sharing it with the world. cause it was incredible. anyway me and josh and two undetermined people are going to a finger eleven/ sum 41 concert on wednesday.
Jan Welk
Today at 9:08pm
hows my illegitimate mexican love child doing?
Mark Loewen
Today at 9:10pm
me no speaky no english, el spanol. you really should pay ur child support. i cannot go to any mexican school because mama says that she has to buy alcohol and it's either buy food and clothes for me or alcohol for her. but i don't blame her. when i was three years old she gave me alcohol and i like it. why aren't you around anymore, daddy?
Jan Welk
Today at 9:11pm
I'll talk to the child care people and i'll re-adopt u. But after that figure skating incident, Jimmy, I'm not sure either of us is ready.
Mark Loewen
Today at 9:16pm
I know what you mean, papa, you nearly cut my head off with your ice skate. firstly i was surprised when you made me a homemade rink in the hot desert of mexico, but i was even more surprised when i found out all the water was actually just your tears, shed for me and frozen for all children who love mexico and burritos. i cried that day. mama drank that day.
Jan Welk
Today at 9:21pm
Please tell me you just made that up. That story alone made me cry and wish all my mexican love children came back to me. The head almost being cut off was an impulsive moment. Do remember that you missed that "triple axle blowing water out your butt with a straw wearing a sombrero" Trick. But its amazing that reconstructive surgery can reattach a head, fix the airpipe and give u two burritos for free, but are unable to take out that straw?
Mark Loewen
Today at 9:25pm
actually, i wasn't amazed that they could reattach my small mexican head, but the two burritos was a bit of a shocker. that was a brilliant trick. and no i did not make that up. you were there. that actually happened. papa, you're breaking my heart. i want you to come home. we upgraded from a hole in the ground to a trailer. i know it's not much of an upgrade and mama says the hole kept the snakes out better, but i think it's nice to have three walls and half of a roof. papa, will you sing to me. just like you used to when we would sit up high on the telephone poles and watch beautiful mexico city as the hookers and druggies crawled out to enjoy the night. i remember one particular hooker that you said would be my first. you left before i could meet her. chara was her name. daddy come home and take me to see chara.
Mark Loewen
Today at 9:27pm
the straw remains as a sad reminder...
Jan Welk
Today at 9:31pm
You see her every day. U asked me that exact question only a couple years ago (mexican time) and that is your new mama. Son, I've never seen anybody so happy. I made me cry, and not just because of the insane amount of money she gets every day. But don't worry about her drinking habits. I'll make you her head pimp, and you now what else. I'm buying you the best car mexico has ever seen. A friend recommende me it. It's called a honda civic, and a real chick-picker-upper(?)
Mark Loewen
Today at 9:34pm
i've got one, ok but now i'm switching out of mexico mode tho i am thinking about printing that conversation off and sharing it with the world. cause it was incredible. anyway me and josh and two undetermined people are going to a finger eleven/ sum 41 concert on wednesday.
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